The Fuchsia Party Has Landed!

Welcome to the home of the future Global Political Stronghold on the internet, the Fuchsia Party!!! A lot of people are excited about the Fuchsia Party but have many questions which I will attempt to answer here.

Q. WHAT IS THE FUCHSIA PARTY, exactly, anyway, huh?

A. CLEARLY, the Fuchsia Party is a new political party that aims to CONTROL human procreation on a level no one thought possible before.

Q. HOW can you control the HUMAN POPULATION??

A. By creating a new arm of the government called “Homeland Breeding Operations” (or simply, ‘HBO’), a Military wing responsible for monitoring and enforcing strict population control. We’ve enlisted the help from some talented artists to come up with the logo for this new H.B.O., as you can see below:

H.B.O. (Homeland Breeding Operations) Logo by talented artists

Q. WHY have I never heard of this before???

A. Probably because other political parties are trying hard to censor our message. Unfortunately for them, there is little they can do about it as our numbers are growing every day. Just be THANKFUL you are hearing about it NOW!

Q. What are the (economic, foreign, social, etc.) policies of The Fuchsia Party?

A. None. Population control is our foremost concern. Everything else is a trivial distraction. Why do you think there is so much bickering over abortion? To CONFUSE you!! The MORE they make you think about woman’s rights, the LESS you are thinking about the future prosperity of fewer PEOPLE!!!

As the days and weeks go by, more information will be revealed about what we’re doing, how you can help, get involved and spread the word about the GREATEST POLITICAL REVOLUTION OF OUR TIME!

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